Monday, October 8, 2012

Hot Girl of Horror #1: Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Ok, let's forget about the fact she was in The Thing prequel, one of the worst CG remake-in-disguise abominations to ever limp across the silver screen. It's not her fault it was an inept lifeless wretched we-can't-even-think-of-a-new-title are-you-really-just-copying-scene-after-scene-from-Carpenter why-did-I-watch-this-piece-of-shit movie. Sadly, she also showed up in The Ring Two, a film I absolutely refuse to watch (Gore Verbinski's remake was perfect, and yes, I love the Japanese films too... too bad Hollywood screwed over Hideo Nakata). So that leaves Final Destination 3? The Black Christmas remake? Dammit, she needs to be in some better horror movies. Come on guys. Somebody put her in some good horror movies please and while you're at it, erase The Thing prequel from history. At least, she got to be in Death Proof (thank you Tarantino) and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Good thing they never made a PG-13 Die Hard sequel...

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